Saturday, March 1, 2014

The Journey of the Cheese Sandwich

Warning: There is one murder in this story!

Once upon a time, there was a cheese sandwich. The cheese sandwich was called Cheese, and he was very, very selfish and confident.

One day, he heard a rumour that every cheese sandwich who got this special power got eaten up. The only way to get that power was to say a very bad word. A swear word in fact. The swear word was: Poop. Didn't expect that did you? Well, cheese sandwiches are weird, so just ignore what I wrote. So Cheese said the evil word, "Poop!" and suddenly, he sprouted legs!
"Hmmm! I look handsome!" he said, preening himself.
He quickly got used to his new pair of legs and then, this thing sucked him up. The thing, in fact, was a random croissant with a beard. The croissant was a magical croissant and whenever someone came next to him, he always says, "You shall not pass!". He was very magical indeed.

So the cheese sandwich traveled all the way to our universe, into Earth, and onto a table. Suddenly, a human arrived. He saw Cheese and said, "Ooooooo! A sandwich!", and ate him up.

                                                                  The End

No cheese sandwiches were hurt. Neither were Gandalfs.

11 comments:

  1. I agree with Sanika Mimi! But what are the Gandalfs?!

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  2. One thing I didn't understand. Was it the random croissant with a beard (aka "Gandalf") that was responsible for sending Cheese to our universe?

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    1. I will never trust croissants in quite the same way as before!

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  3. I never knew that poop was a swear word.

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  4. Always avoid croissants with beards, is that the moral of the story?

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    1. I would go further. Avoid all viennoiserie with facial hair.

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