Esio Trot

It all started with Mr Hoppy was in love with Mrs Silver but Mrs Silver was already in love with... Alfie the tortoise,and Mr Hoppy  wanted to do something for her like saving her or something.
But Mrs Silver didn't want someone to save her she just wanted Alfie to get bigger.

So Mr Hoppy thought for some moments and wrote to Mrs Silver:  

ESIO TROT,ESIO TROT,
TAG REGGIB REGGIB!
EMOC NO ESIO TROT,
WORG PU, FFUP PU, TOOSH PU!
GNIRPS PU, WOLB PU, LLEWS PU!
EGROG! ELZZUG! FFUTS! PLUG!
TUP NO TAF, ESIO TROT, TUP NO 
TEG NO, TEG NO ! ELBBOG DOOF!

Then Mr Hoppy said to Mrs Silver to whisper it to Alfie.

When Mr Hoppy arrived to his flat he called all the pet owners, for all of their tortoises they had, and when Mrs Silver went to work Mr Hoppy put a bigger tortoise in Mrs Silver's balcony and again and again and at the end the tortoise was very big and it didn't fit into its little house so Mr Hoppy just took another one. So Mrs Silver married Mr Hoppy and all the tortoises including Alfie went to the pet shops.